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[02 Feb 2004|01:05pm]
Because I feel like being random and posting in my old journal.
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[21 Aug 2003|02:51am]
i bet if i were asian, you would totally want my nuts.
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G.I. Joe [31 Jul 2003|01:23am]
Dave says THIS is equivelent
to the love we have for each other


perhaps that was his nice way
of saying i'm retarded



im coming home tomorrow
for awhile
i can't stand it here

www.3135504465.com
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attention "beautiful" people of michigan and surrounding areas [30 Jul 2003|06:09pm]
[ mood | weird ]

so i realize that i am stooping
to all sorts of low levels by posting this
but oh the fuck well

face rating communities are fun

join this community

please and thanks

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[30 Jul 2003|01:22am]
[ mood | sick ]

i got my haircut about a week ago
and im finally posting pics of the "do"
i liked it at first
now i hate it
good thing i'm already ugly

my heart can't take anymore of this
take me off life support
because i give up








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[29 Jul 2003|04:18am]
i dont even remember the last time
that i properly shut down my computer
its fucked
its so fucked in fact
that it puts prostitutes to shame

speaking of prostitutes
i've been thinking of becoming one
seriously
no one will hire me
so figure what the hell
it will be some easy cash

i probably should'nt inform the world
that i will be turning to prostitution
especially since Rob is going to be a cop

but dont worry Rob
for you i will provide free service
as long as you dont rat on me
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[27 Jul 2003|07:56pm]
[ mood | artistic ]

i just posted this to thriftwhores
and figured i mine as well post it here too
i'll be posting pictures of my new haircut tomorrow
so i hope you dont get sick of seeing my lard ass
and if you do.. tough shit :-)


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have you ever seen that episode of FRIENDS
that Wynona Ryder was in
she was wearing this baby blue coat
and ever since i saw that episode
i wanted it so bad
well i found it. well not "it".
but you get the point.

i was moreso excited to find somehting that fit
im plus-sized.. so i get really excited when i
get the best of both worlds


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[26 Jul 2003|11:28pm]
[ mood | relieved ]

Dear Body,

i've noticed lately that you have been involuntarily twitching. Quite frankly, it is freaking me out. I would love more than anything not to have to take this up with management. Please refrain from the funky ass shit you've been doing. I just want to get along. Oh, and another thing. I was wondering if you forgot to put a postage stamp on that package i've been waiting for. If not, I think it got lost in the mail. One last thing. I just wanted to commend you on the excellent job you have done at healing my heart. This was your fastest attempt yet. I think we make a good team.


Yours Truly, Shawna B

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you get off on this? [25 Jul 2003|01:49am]
[ mood | naughty ]

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vanity and haircutting [22 Jul 2003|05:50pm]
[ mood | loved ]

i'm heading out to Caseville tonight with Kate and Aaron
me and kate are going to get our "hair did"
she swears her stylist does a great job
and i trust her because kate has some wicked hair

THIS is what i have in mind.

and i should give credit to the random girls whose pictures i stole from MADRADHAIR

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[20 Jul 2003|10:30pm]
goodmorning

i am nocturnal






there are a bunch of shows coming up that i would like to attend
this is where i start kicking myself for not finding a job yet
no funds = no shows


i miss home

and my boobs itch
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[18 Jul 2003|08:31pm]
i love myself today



not like yesterday


im cool

im strong





i'm gonna be okay
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swf seeking rehab [17 Jul 2003|04:22am]
[ mood | artistic ]

aren't you supposed to hit the floor
after your 3rd shot of tequila?
i dont know how me and amber marie
are still living after drinking a fifth of tequila
but rest assured we are

chrisfest was a total blast
and i enjoyed reuniting with many familiar faces
my guilty conscous tells me i shouldnt
have drank so much at the show.
i missed most of the bands
because i was outside talking to everyone
therefore i did not get any quality band photos

oh..
and my mom decided to show up to the show with ed and my sister
my mother got to see a whole new side of me
drinking and smoking
lets just say i didnt make her proud
but she was a good sport
after the show
aimee(my sister), sara, amber, rob, john and myself
went to the bar and i had a drunken breakdown of sorts
it was good in the sense that now me and my sister are closer
bad in the sense that i now know much information about my childhood
that i didnt know before
i guess i have underlying issues with my father and myself
that i hadnt really known about
i just cant believe that all these
facts are coming up over 10 years later
time for therapy is what i am being told




on with the pictures right?


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j'adore canadian shawna B [11 Jul 2003|04:51pm]
[ mood | lazy ]

Shawna B deliteis moving to windsor
no . not me . the younger one .
I have come to the conclusion
that we are pseudo twins
and got seperated at birth
not only do we share the same name
but we share the same dillemas
and probably menstrual flow too

Canadian Shawna B = Arnold Shwartzanager
American Shawna B = Danny Devito

in anycase, now that Shawna B
will be within miles of me
we shall prance and make crafts
and we shall wear our Shawna B buttons proudly

aint it great having a pseudo twin?


chrisfest tomorrow
see you tomorrow wilson barn
see you tomorrow detroit
see you tomorrow magic stick
see you tomorrow ann arbor
see you tomorrow douche-bags

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the perfect drug [09 Jul 2003|06:07pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

VINTAGEmidget: sorry . i was working out in the bathroom
ambrsaurus: working out?
ambrsaurus: ie takinga shit
VINTAGEmidget: ha no
VINTAGEmidget: i was doing tai bo to NIN
ambrsaurus: hahah
VINTAGEmidget: and i like to look at myself when i work out
ambrsaurus: in the bathroom?
ambrsaurus: hahhaa
VINTAGEmidget: yea
VINTAGEmidget: im weird
ambrsaurus: you are fucking halirious

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applicable? [08 Jul 2003|11:42pm]
[ mood | listless ]


hit 'em up in style
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road-trip [07 Jul 2003|06:13pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

im back from my weekend trip to cleveland
and good times were had. indeed.
we didnt end up going to pittsburgh
due to lack of funds
needless to say this weekend was filled
with lots of booze, art, and excitement




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red+white+blue [03 Jul 2003|02:04am]
[ mood | silly ]

you would think this was my first time shaving



+the plus side+
the skin not excreting blood
is silky smooth

god bless new razors
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vacation all i ever wanted.. vacation time to get away [02 Jul 2003|10:40pm]
[ mood | restless ]

not even in mt pleasant for 48 hours
and it seems there has been a change of plans

tomorrow ill be driving my ass back to livonia
because i was offered to spend the fourth of july weekend
with the bestest girls ever!
myblueallstars + grandmanip
we will be gracing our presence in cleveland
and possibly making a "pitt"-stop
in pittsburgh to visit the andy warhol museum
*swoon*
i feel bad about the circumstances
in which this weekend will be made possible
but it will be a good vacation nonetheless
i need to clear my thoughts


get in touch with the cell friends
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[27 Jun 2003|08:04pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

time to revisit old memories

the mutha fuckin coffee bean

werd


ive been experimenting with wearing more makeup
and overexposing myself

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