Shawna B!

Mon, 02 Feb 2004 18:01:50 GMT

Because I feel like being random and posting in my old journal.

Thu, 21 Aug 2003 06:45:56 GMT

i bet if i were asian, you would totally want my nuts.

G.I. Joe

Thu, 31 Jul 2003 05:15:41 GMT

Dave says THIS is equivelent
to the love we have for each other

perhaps that was his nice way
of saying i'm retarded

im coming home tomorrow
for awhile
i can't stand it here

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Wed, 30 Jul 2003 22:35:46 GMT

so i realize that i am stooping
to all sorts of low levels by posting this
but oh the fuck well

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please and thanks

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Wed, 30 Jul 2003 05:18:52 GMT

i got my haircut about a week ago
and im finally posting pics of the "do"
i liked it at first
now i hate it
good thing i'm already ugly

my heart can't take anymore of this
take me off life support
because i give up

Tue, 29 Jul 2003 08:08:36 GMT

i dont even remember the last time
that i properly shut down my computer
its fucked
its so fucked in fact
that it puts prostitutes to shame

speaking of prostitutes
i've been thinking of becoming one
seriously
no one will hire me
so figure what the hell
it will be some easy cash

i probably should'nt inform the world
that i will be turning to prostitution
especially since Rob is going to be a cop

but dont worry Rob
for you i will provide free service
as long as you dont rat on me

Sun, 27 Jul 2003 23:48:01 GMT

i just posted this to thriftwhores
and figured i mine as well post it here too
i'll be posting pictures of my new haircut tomorrow
so i hope you dont get sick of seeing my lard ass
and if you do.. tough shit :-)

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have you ever seen that episode of FRIENDS
that Wynona Ryder was in
she was wearing this baby blue coat
and ever since i saw that episode
i wanted it so bad
well i found it. well not "it".
but you get the point.

i was moreso excited to find somehting that fit
im plus-sized.. so i get really excited when i
get the best of both worlds

Sun, 27 Jul 2003 03:23:28 GMT

Dear Body,

i've noticed lately that you have been involuntarily twitching. Quite frankly, it is freaking me out. I would love more than anything not to have to take this up with management. Please refrain from the funky ass shit you've been doing. I just want to get along. Oh, and another thing. I was wondering if you forgot to put a postage stamp on that package i've been waiting for. If not, I think it got lost in the mail. One last thing. I just wanted to commend you on the excellent job you have done at healing my heart. This was your fastest attempt yet. I think we make a good team.

Yours Truly, Shawna B

you get off on this?

Fri, 25 Jul 2003 05:47:33 GMT

VINTAGEmidget: do you know where i can find a picture of a girl pooping on a guys face?
ambrsaurus: hahahahah
ambrsaurus: no
ambrsaurus: what kind of question is that?
VINTAGEmidget: because i need a picture of a girl pooping in a guys mouth
VINTAGEmidget: or face
VINTAGEmidget: or whatever
VINTAGEmidget: facial region
ambrsaurus: poop eater websites.
ambrsaurus: why do you need poop pictures?
VINTAGEmidget: okay
VINTAGEmidget: i just vommited
VINTAGEmidget: no joke
VINTAGEmidget: http://www.scatlover.com/order/list/1560.htm
ambrsaurus: why do you want to look at this shit?
VINTAGEmidget: because i was going to email [name omitted]with a link saying "eat my shit"
ambrsaurus: haha.
ambrsaurus: that is classic

vanity and haircutting

Tue, 22 Jul 2003 21:57:44 GMT

i'm heading out to Caseville tonight with Kate and Aaron
me and kate are going to get our "hair did"
she swears her stylist does a great job
and i trust her because kate has some wicked hair

THIS is what i have in mind.

and i should give credit to the random girls whose pictures i stole from MADRADHAIR

Mon, 21 Jul 2003 02:23:57 GMT

goodmorning

i am nocturnal

there are a bunch of shows coming up that i would like to attend
this is where i start kicking myself for not finding a job yet
no funds = no shows

i miss home

and my boobs itch

Sat, 19 Jul 2003 00:22:14 GMT

i love myself today

not like yesterday

im cool

im strong

i'm gonna be okay

swf seeking rehab

Thu, 17 Jul 2003 08:26:43 GMT

aren't you supposed to hit the floor
after your 3rd shot of tequila?
i dont know how me and amber marie
are still living after drinking a fifth of tequila
but rest assured we are

chrisfest was a total blast
and i enjoyed reuniting with many familiar faces
my guilty conscous tells me i shouldnt
have drank so much at the show.
i missed most of the bands
because i was outside talking to everyone
therefore i did not get any quality band photos

oh..
and my mom decided to show up to the show with ed and my sister
my mother got to see a whole new side of me
drinking and smoking
lets just say i didnt make her proud
but she was a good sport
after the show
aimee(my sister), sara, amber, rob, john and myself
went to the bar and i had a drunken breakdown of sorts
it was good in the sense that now me and my sister are closer
bad in the sense that i now know much information about my childhood
that i didnt know before
i guess i have underlying issues with my father and myself
that i hadnt really known about
i just cant believe that all these
facts are coming up over 10 years later
time for therapy is what i am being told

on with the pictures right?

the recital

rob & john (notice john's sunburned chest reads, "kick out the jams"

johnny detroit and moi

picnic at wilson barn

the smokers corner.. but amber doesnt smoke

5 bucks if you can point out who is drunk

i have no idea who took this picture

me john courtney

the choir fags reunite

my mom and her boyfriend ed

j'adore canadian shawna B

Fri, 11 Jul 2003 21:26:58 GMT

Shawna B deliteis moving to windsor
no . not me . the younger one .
I have come to the conclusion
that we are pseudo twins
and got seperated at birth
not only do we share the same name
but we share the same dillemas
and probably menstrual flow too

Canadian Shawna B = Arnold Shwartzanager
American Shawna B = Danny Devito

in anycase, now that Shawna B
will be within miles of me
we shall prance and make crafts
and we shall wear our Shawna B buttons proudly

aint it great having a pseudo twin?

chrisfest tomorrow
see you tomorrow wilson barn
see you tomorrow detroit
see you tomorrow magic stick
see you tomorrow ann arbor
see you tomorrow douche-bags

the perfect drug

Wed, 09 Jul 2003 21:57:22 GMT

VINTAGEmidget: sorry . i was working out in the bathroom
ambrsaurus: working out?
ambrsaurus: ie takinga shit
VINTAGEmidget: ha no
VINTAGEmidget: i was doing tai bo to NIN
ambrsaurus: hahah
VINTAGEmidget: and i like to look at myself when i work out
ambrsaurus: in the bathroom?
ambrsaurus: hahhaa
VINTAGEmidget: yea
VINTAGEmidget: im weird
ambrsaurus: you are fucking halirious

applicable?

Wed, 09 Jul 2003 03:34:40 GMT

hit 'em up in style

road-trip

Mon, 07 Jul 2003 22:05:56 GMT

im back from my weekend trip to cleveland
and good times were had. indeed.
we didnt end up going to pittsburgh
due to lack of funds
needless to say this weekend was filled
with lots of booze, art, and excitement

this was a bird we saw stuck to the hood of a car while stopped at a rest-stop

this is the rest of the bird

sara and amber in front of the rock and roll hall of fame

the moby and gwen signs from the "south side" video

me and amber get windblown as a storm approaches

cosmo, amaretto, green apple

this better be fucking good for 8 dollars

me and sara acting silly at dinner

we missed the fireworks, so we watched them at the bar

elevator ghosts

my swank threads

the band at a jazz bar we stumbled into

mmmm... TEQUILA

the family shot. awe. were cute.

Andy and I go way back

amber and her "LUKE-alike"

we're looking away

red+white+blue

Thu, 03 Jul 2003 05:54:52 GMT

you would think this was my first time shaving

+the plus side+
the skin not excreting blood
is silky smooth

god bless new razors

vacation all i ever wanted.. vacation time to get away

Thu, 03 Jul 2003 02:37:53 GMT

not even in mt pleasant for 48 hours
and it seems there has been a change of plans

tomorrow ill be driving my ass back to livonia
because i was offered to spend the fourth of july weekend
with the bestest girls ever!
myblueallstars + grandmanip
we will be gracing our presence in cleveland
and possibly making a "pitt"-stop
in pittsburgh to visit the andy warhol museum
*swoon*
i feel bad about the circumstances
in which this weekend will be made possible
but it will be a good vacation nonetheless
i need to clear my thoughts

get in touch with the cell friends
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Sat, 28 Jun 2003 00:10:13 GMT

time to revisit old memories

the mutha fuckin coffee bean

werd

ive been experimenting with wearing more makeup
and overexposing myself

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Thu, 26 Jun 2003 02:52:43 GMT

i dont think i ever laughed so hard last night
me and rob were drinking at the magic stick
and we went to hang outside to cool off
and there was this large black woman on some sort of drug
dancing like a freak in the middle of woodward ave.
if that wasnt enough to piss myself
she then preceeded to take off her clothes
and shake what her mama gave her
i fucking love detroit

i just got back from the spree with amber B
our feet are dirty
but at least we have our teeth
the most ghetto affair livonia has to offer
yet we have to go to the annual occurrence
sunday night is the fireworks
another night to get blissfully drunk
i should join a sorority
i sound like a fucking lush

Mon, 16 Jun 2003 16:22:09 GMT

i used to think i knew so much
that it was me against the world
i had so much talent, so much life
my voice carried a song
my fingers tickled the ivories
my feet were graceful
i wasnt afraid of anyone
i wasnt afraid to live
i was going somewhere
i was appreciated
everything became so mundane
what happened to that girl

i never was that girl
it's now the world against me

Mon, 16 Jun 2003 04:19:20 GMT

take a look in the mirror

GAB EHCUOD

is probably written on your forehead

i'm watching memento right now
good shit

girls night out

Sat, 14 Jun 2003 07:06:08 GMT

tonya is such a good friend to me
i had such a shitty day
and i was so depressed
due to the fact the my roommates left for the weekend
leaving me by my lonesome
i get so scared to sleep here alone

i told tonya that i dont feel like i am cute anymore
not that i ever truly thought i was
but i can have my moments of cuteness.
in more or less words
she agreed with me
and told me that i used to put more effort in my appearance
thats dwelling on my brain right now
i know she wasnt trying to be rude
she was only agreeing with what i said

so tonya is passed out on my couch right now
we went to the bar and hung out with brenda and her co-workers
then we went to visit travis
only to find out he wasnt in town

i tried to dress cute
fuck if i care anymore

Fri, 13 Jun 2003 18:54:47 GMT

Friday the 13th

no wonder why today sucks

i think i'll drive with my seat-belt off